8/4/18
10:26am- I am
awakened by the sound of the female human walking clumsily into the
kitchen. She turns on that machine that
drips hot, dark, stinky smelling liquid. I don't have any kinds of feeling
about that machine. She heads to bathroom.
10:29am- The
female human walks back in and messes with that drippy machine, not even
showing any kind of consideration for the fact I am trying to sleep! So rude!
10:30am- Since
I am awake, I stand and stretch as the female human prepares that stinky
stuff. I see on the hard surface across
the two squared hole thing, that the humans occasionally fill with clear liquid
or bowls with leftover nom noms that aren't mine, little things moving.
10:31am- I go
over to investigate. I hiss! I do have
particular feelings about what I see. I hate little moving things.
10:31:30am-
The female human asks me what is wrong?
10:31:45am- I
stare at the little moving things and show my disgust.
10:32am- The
female human laughs at me! She is making
fun of me! She say, "It's just a couple ants." (Just a couple ants!
She knows I hate little moving things.)
10:33am- The
female human grabs that thing that I hate even more than little moving
things. That thing that squirts liquid.
I hiss to show my disgust! She continues to mock me with her laughs. I back away to my side of the hard surface,
free of little moving things! She sprays the little moving things with that
squirty thing. Ha! It wasn't me this time! Ha! The female human reaches for a paper
thing that isn't really paper, those things I have seen Alora eat before. She rubs it all over the hard surface where
the little moving things were. I stand up to get a better look, they are gone.
10:35am- The
female human pet me as she threw the paper thing that's not really paper in the
tall rectangle thing that Hammy is always getting into. She said, "all
gone!" and grabbed her weird shaped bowl of dark and stinky liquid and
headed out of kitchen.
10:36am- Alone
again in silence with no little moving things, I curl back up on my hard
surface spot and drift back to sleep.
11:12am- Here
she is again for more of that dark stuff in her weird shaped bowl. Really?
I open one eye to show my disdain of the awakening situation, but she
has her back to me, so it doesn't matter. Only sleep matters! I go back to it.
11:44am- Damn
dog! Hammy barked and woke me. I might as well go see what is happening.
11:45am-
Nothing is happening. That dog is daft!
11:45:15- I
head to the nom nom bowl.
11:45:46-
Still waiting at the nom nom bowl, thanks Alora!
11:46am- I eat
some nom noms.
11:48am- I
jump up on that large rectangle thing in the nom nom room, and sit on the
corner where I know I will be most annoying.
I do this because while I was eating nom noms a couple minutes ago, I
heard that door, you know the one that stays closed at night, open which means
the male human will be coming in to sit at this corner end of the large
rectangle thing. The male human isn't as psychotic when he first wakes up as
the female human.
11:49am- I
groom myself.
11:50am- The
male human does indeed come to sit at the large rectangle thing. He says good
morning to me. He leans down and puts his lips on my head. WTF! Personal space
man! Everyone saw it. I am embarrassed! I am out of here!
11:50:33am- I
hear the humans laughing in the other room. I know they are making fun of me!
11:51am- Screw
this! My day is ruined! I am done for
today! Woe is me…
11:51:31- I go
to nap away my troubles in a most inconvenient place for the humans.
