9:01am- Momma, momma, momma is coming out of the room that is always closed at night!!
9:01:30am- Said 'good morning' to momma by criss-crossing through her feet as she walked into the kitchen.
9:02am- Momma! Momma! Moooooom! Moooommmy! I screamed as she turned on the machine that drips that nasty brown stuff she mixes with MY white powder.
↑Momma says I am like this↑
9:05am- I saw momma grab her weird shaped bowl for that dark, stinky brown liquid. She reaches for MY powder. Why does she always ruin MY powder with that stinky stuff?? Moooommmmmm!!!!
9:05:24am- I headbutted her hand as she reached for MY powder that is kept safe inside a clear contraption that I can't get into. It just sits there taunting me, until momma goes to use it!
9:05:46am- Momma! Momma! Moommmmmmmmmmm! I screamed.
9:06am- Momma gave in and gave me my two lines! I'm such a spoiled little brat, I know! I love my white lines! They are a great way to start the day.
↓Here is a picture momma took of me enjoying my lines.↓
9:06:33am- Momma said I was a creamer junkie, as she grabbed her weird shaped bowl and headed out of the kitchen. Whatever that is! I always thought I was momma's titty baby.
9:07am- I went into the nom nom room where momma was and curled up with her.
9:22am- Momma moved me to go back to that machine! Apparently, that foul dark liquid is more important than her titty baby.
9:24am- Momma told me I couldn't have anymore lines today, as she spooned MY powder into her weird shaped bowl! Momma said I use too much as it is. Momma is being mean to her titty baby!
9:44am- I went to be alone and enjoy the feeling of the lines momma gave me. She can suffer without her titty baby for a while.
↓Look at the happiness that results from the white lines↓
10:30am- Momma showed me a couple more pictures she took of my line addiction. Momma said I need to face it myself and get past this. I don't see why she is being so hypocritical, when I watch her put MY powder in her dark stinky liquid every day!! Mean momma!
10:30:44am- Do the pictures below look like I have a line addiction?
11:03am- After some contemplation after reviewing the last picture, I see that I have let myself go just slightly. But in my defense, who wants to clean eye boogies before you have a couple lines to start the day? Momma is just trying to trick me! Has momma seen herself before she spoons MY powder in her weird shaped bowl? That is a question I must ask her!
11:04am- Momma! Momma! Mooooooom! Mommmmmmmmmmmma! I screamed.
11:04:36am- I can't find momma. She is hiding. She knows she was mean and probably don't know how to face me. I will just let her be alone for a while.
11:05am- I curled up in my dry sauna and took a nap.
